Tuesday, September 18, 2012

CSM7, We Have A Problem

I'm calling you out CSM7. You have let me down. You have let the entire playerbase down.

Your failure is being cataloged as one of the worst in all of CSM history. How you could stand by and let this travesty stand without a word in protest is explainable. And Unacceptable. You should all resign RIGHT NOW.

What am I talking about? WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT!? YOU FOOLS!


I'm talking about this!


And THIS!

You get it now, CSM7!

What do you mean "what's wrong with them"? NOTHING is wrong with the new Stabber and Vagabond models. They are beautiful updates on a an old hull. Incredible kudos to the art department for their work, I can't wait to sit in them.

The problem is, you obtuse representatives, is this:

AND THIS TRAVESTY:

How could you let them update the Stabber, which was not all that bad to begin with, honestly, and yet not insist, nay DEMAND, an update to the ship that causes more damage to the enemy through its looks alone than its weapon systems!?

THIS SHALL NOT STAND CSM7. I'LL HAVE YOUR JOBS FOR THIS FAILURE.1


1 - I have no authority to take your jobs. 

11 comments:

  1. LOL. Maybe I should start a new campaign to fix the Moa? I would, but sadly the Moa doesn't really rhyme with anything cool, so it is kinda doomed.

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  2. The Dominix needs love badly as well.

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    1. The Dominix is the best upside down shoe flying in space.

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  3. I, for one, would llke to thank all the Stabber and Vagabond pilots who contributed so generously to my CSM7 election campaign.

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  4. ALL Caldari AND Gallente ships should be redone. ALL OF THEM!

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  5. Yeah, I think you're blaming the wrong people for this one. This is Rixx's fault. He nearly single-handedly motivated the art team to fix a ship model and of ALL the ship models in the game, he chose the STABBER model?!?

    I mean, c'mon, how thick can you get? ;-)

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    1. What can I do? The Vagabond 'Frill" just led to so many wonderful puns and word-plays, "The Frill is Gone!"? Pure gold.

      Moa? Well, now that I think about it, isn't that something women used to wear around their necks?!!?! OMG, we may be on to something here!!

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  6. showing the devs a picture of me with a neck frill to convince them to change the Vaga is one thing, but I shudder at the Moa equivalent...

    WE'RE HUMAN BEINGS DAMN IT

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    1. Dinosaur with a suitcase. I hope you have a t-rex costume?

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  7. I think I still owe you one of these pigs as a contest prize, don't I Kirith? Drop me an Evemail if you never got your "prize". http://interstellarprivateer.wordpress.com/2011/11/21/ugly-cruisers/

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