Then Kirith had this show up in his inbox:
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That's very nice sentiment and well written... even if the character's portrait is quite creepy. So here is my public reply:
Dear MeLuvYU LongTime: I'm married, honey. Going on twelve years this May. I'm flattered but I'm not available. I suggest you look up a nice strong Brutor and settle down with him and have ten kids. Later, KK