Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Work In Progress

I Shot A Girl (And I Liked It)
*sung to the tune of "I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry

I was goin' into low sec
I was running an errand.
I held my cloak on the next gate
there was a ship.

I clicked on
"Show Info".
It was a famous-female-podcaster.

I knew just
What to do.
I clicked "Approach"!

I shot a girl and I liked it!
Pulled in to a tight orbit.
I shot a girl just to try it!
Hope my alliance don't mind it.

It felt so good
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm a pirate tonite.
I shot a girl and I liked it!
I like it!

4 comments:

  1. Haha... congrats! Would be even better if the story is true!? :))

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  2. I knew you had some Pirate in you somewhere!! Now where is that killmail?

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  3. I've had the fight of my life
    And I've never Pwned this way before
    And I swear this is true
    EFT I owe it all to you!
    Oh, I have the fight of my life
    And I've never wrecked this way before
    And I swear this is true
    EFT I owe it all to you!

    Dirty FIT!
    Dirty FIT!
    I came up in here to PWN
    Light a Cyno, you get owned
    I don't wanna take no FRAPS
    I just wanna POP SOME CAPS!
    So come on, fleet up!
    FIT UP THAT RUP!
    Let's ROAM all night!
    Until we cant fly no more!

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