And that, my friends, is what actually made me mad about EVE for the very first time.Read the whole thing. Its hilarious and oh-so-true at the same time.
If you are too fucking retarded, not to realize, the two simple facts that:
Then I hate your guts, and you should be fucking reading a book instead of destroying your remaining braincells staring at a mining laser or Worlds Collide 4.
- Ganking in a video game IS NOT EQUAL to the genocide of 6 million jews.
- Hitler and Stalin ARE NOT compatible with eachother in any way or form.
WHAT THE CHRIST MAN? Life is too short to waste it like that, have some fucking fun, don’t play a game to perform a task more boring than flipping burgers, a task so SHITTY most people aren’t even at the keyboard to perform it!?
But if you say that, what happens NEXT is really going to blow your mind. You see, now you have insulted “their way of life”. Way of life? YOU HAVE NO LIFE YOU DUMB COCKSUCKER.
And when you even imply, in a rational and friendly manner that maybe they could change their behaviour slightly, to improve their own chances in the game. Well… you get called hitler by angry space nuns belonging to a make-believe-unrecognized-religion, and some other WalMart employee wishes Bowel Cancer on you.
You are all psychotic aspergers sufferers. Seek. professional. help.
Monday, January 18, 2010
Helicity Boson posted an epic rant this morning: