I decided to move some old miscellaneous stuff from my years in new Eden to my new base, I mere three jumps through high sec. I didn't think anything of it really; we're not at war and I wasn't going through populated territory and it was nothing of tremendous value.
But it was illegal stuff.
And the border patrol got me:
And I got fined:
To make matters worse, I suffered a standings hit, just enough to drop my precarious Amarr Faction standing below the "We Hate You And We Shoot On Sight" level:
Which results in this wonderful message everywhere in Amarr space:
And to top it all off, to put the fracking cherry on the cake, I went and lost my Crow while trying to take a screenshot for this post of the faction navy ships that spawned to kill me. Like an idiot I went in for a good shot with the MWD on but when I went to orbit the Navy Maller my transversal dropped, I got webbed, and with my big signature I got PWNED. How embarrasing.