1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names):
James Rosalene
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad):
Henry Ralph
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name):
Duwill
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal):
Orange Tiger (WTF?)
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live):
I don't have a middle name. So my soap opera name would be just "Carleton".
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning):
... I don't drink either. So call me "THE Red".
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name):
Wind
8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
Strawberry Chocolate Chip. Man, what a gay gangsta.
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name):
Hunter Napoleon. I actually really like that one.
10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on):
Bruno Addison.

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